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I'M SEÑOR DON GATO!
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Our intent was to give you a Year-In-Review episode. What we are giving you, is one of the most delicious, late, Christmas gifts from Patrick himself. ...
YOU ARE THE GAY BAR
All I can say about this week's episode is that Patrick's story about Christmas in his basement in Chicago, wins Christmas now and forever.For all of us and our at hom...
SQUAT RACK...GO!
We still have a lot of holiday shopping left over here at the Maha'a Tiki Bar. But, Erin and Patty will always find the time to bitch about the clueless people who sha...
DOES MY ASH LOOK BIG?
C'mon Everybody. Let's all get in the car because we need to start our Christmas shopping. And, might I suggest that our first stop be the cheap but funsy, SERVICE MER...
THE FACE OF DEVRY
Sure. Most actors have audition "horror stories" but these two young, hungry, eager imbeciles were just plain clueless in their younger days. Get ready to judge Erin a...
I HAVE A$$ FACE
Seventeen thousand people. Eight comics. Two redheads. One microphone.Did Erin make it out without fainting or filling her diaper? Pour yourself a cold one and join us...
THE MURDER & THE VOODOO
There's got to be at least two good reasons to live in New York City in this day and age. Right, Erin? Right, Patty? Just give them the time of this mini-sode and I'm ...
ONE MINUTE OF COMEDY
One good trauma story deserves another.Erin takes us down the road of making her national daytime television debut on The Tamron Hall Show and why you should listen to...
AN ACTOR PREPARES
Our goal here, at DEAR POD is not only to entertain but to inform you. If we have to traumatize one of our hosts to tell a story in which you can hear the PTSD come th...
IS THIS PAULINE?
Happy Halloween!We're talking about all the creepy topics you've ask for: Cremation, Past Halloween Costumes and Mark Wahlberg as a Psychotherapist. I know. We are bit...
YOU'RE ON ANAL BLAST
I don't promise many things in this life. But today, I make this promise to you all: After listening to this week's podcast, I dare you to look at a Big Mac, Fries and...
SHOW THE BO
Erin went to BERGDORF GOODMAN this week and it wasn't in a dream. On top of that, they didn't kick her out of the store. For this and other stories that make you go, "...
I JOINED A THEATRICULT
Welcome to your first day of rehearsals for the classic American Musical, ANNIE. Now before we jump into learning the music, can we have all the orphans line up on thi...
A RUDDERLESS WOMAN
IT'S SEASON SIX!We have been invading your ear-space for the past six years! And what have you learned?No. Really. Have you learned anything from us? If you did, good ...
LET THE ALIENS COME
Apparently, they're coming. MOTH has bet the ranch on it. She's already looking towards the sky with a NO TRESPASSING sign in her hand. Wait...you don't know who MOTH ...
YOU'RE TEMU ME!
Are you ready to learn about Italian style buffet food? 80's haircuts? wearing someone else's skin? I thought so. You're in the right place. Grab a plate, ask for extr...
WELCOME TO CLUNTS
I'll bet you were just thinking, "Why don't more people go to business meetings or attend classes in their pajamas?" Good question. If you would like to hear two peopl...
YOU'RE DRYER THAN NORMAL
Welcome again to the Pineapple Ranch. Please mind the Lantern Flys on your way in. We suggest that you not only step on them but please don't look our host, Erin Magui...
THERE"S NO SNACKS IN OVERHEAD
Excuse me, Sir. If you want to listen to the latest episode of DEAR POD on this flight, you'll have to buy these airline approved headphones from us. If you would like...
MY FACE EXPLODED
A ship. A life-time supply of booze. 4000 people.What could go wrong?Hit START and try to act shocked. It will make me Erin feel a little better about her life choices.
I'M STEVEN SHARK
Yes. I know. You're here for advice. But if Erin & Patty don't b&tch about the new Jurassic Park movie, we're never going to get anywhere this week. Now, please put on...
WHERE'S MRS. KEEPER?
For God's sake, whatever you do, do not approach Erin and assume that she works at the Pineapple Ranch. Just keep moving along and try not to make direct eye contact w...
BIG SHOOG JUNK
Get the CREST. Get the COLGATE. Grab the floss. This week's "mini" is about to burrow a hole through your incisors. Now, please pass the chocolate covered peanuts and ...
SINCE YOU'RE DIGGIN'
We're picking, digging, and mining for gold in this week's episode. No need for a Kleenex. Just wipe this episode on your arm as God has intended it. Man. That's just ...
URINE. FECES. VOMIT.
Where else can you go from fleeing the bombs in the Middle East, to fleeing the disgusting living conditions of our kids in college. You got it! Only here at DEAR POD:...
HOLD MY JEAN SHORTS
And Just Like That we bring you another episode of advice, laughter, and I'm sure, another story that involves someone crapping their pants. Wopuld you settle for anyt...
JUST LIKE THE BIBLE
Like it or not, after listening to this week's mini-sode, all you will want to do is run to your local record store, ask to be shown to the Phil Collins section, then ...
NOT WITHOUT MY VODKA TONIC (part two)
Welcome to PART TWO of "This Can't Be True, It Sounds Too Much Like A Movie". Do Erin and her guys get home? Will her life forever be changed. Will there be gastric/st...
NOT WITHOUT MY VODKA TONIC (part one)
Get comfortable. Get uncomfortable. Maybe get some Kleenex. In this first of this two-part BONUS episode, Erin brings you moment by moment through her overwhelming exp...
A VACATION TITANIC
Summer is here and "vacation advice" seems to be a hot topic this week. Where to go? Who to go with? Who not to go with. Why am I going anywhere at all and why do thes...