I Make My Own Sauce.

We're gloved. We're masked. But we're not wearing any pants. You need as much protection these days when it's a GRAB BAG. So grab your gay dog and that sexy senior cit...

I'm Gonna Test The Crotch For Space.

Does this dress make me look fat? Why, yes. Yes it does. This week, we get honest with the harsh realities of SHOPPING. From choosing the perfect outfit to buying just...

A Tribute From DEAR POD

In Memory of Jim Ferris, Jr. Beloved Father to James "Jules" Ferris and Father-in-Law to our own Annnnnnnnnn Landers.

Get In Your Bunker, Gladys.

Break out the chocolate malted eggs and dip some stuff in that Paz bowl, because it is EASTER! Can you handle more people at your house for another holiday? Guess what...

A Spring Message, From Abby

A poem, by Abby herself, to guide all fans of DEAR POD through these challenging days.

Knock Over Three Dummies And Win A Nun Doll!

Do you need a little good news right about now? Well. we got it for ya. IT'S DEAR POD'S 50th EPISODE! Yes, my friends. Fifty episodes deep. And let's be honest, have w...

A Bedtime Story

Put on your jammies, fluff your pillow, and pour yourself a nightcap. A special treat for all of our Dear Pod fans. A bedtime story read by our very own AAAAAAAAAnn La...

What Day Is It? Day.

How ya doin'? Ya hanging in there. Weird stuff going on out there right now. You know who's making things weirder? TEENS. Sure, they've been spreading their infections...

A Special Message From All Of Us At DEAR POD

The Bidet Has Come

Wash your hands, dip yourself in Purell, stand six feet away from each other. This is what we, as a nation, normally do on ST. PATRICK'S DAY. Ann and Abby are dealing...

I Cannot Go On With That Distraction

As a recent graduate of Toastmasters, let me say that this episode's theme of THEATRE/PERFORMING ARTS will be taking a lot of liberties. Had to squeeze many stones to ...

Twice On Sunday

Pop the cork, mix the drinks and restart the podcast, cause today we're giving you DEAR POD LIVE! Recored in front of a SOLD OUT audience at the Fulton Theatre in Lanc...

A$$hole of Liiiiife!!!!!

We're not even sure if we're ready for this episode. This one is just plain down and dirty and we need to take a long hot shower to wash off all the funk when it's ove...

Another Kielbasa, Father Kelly?

Yes, I'll eat those fries, And, yes, I'll have a Filet O' Fish with that. Don't you understand? I'm in the best shape of my life and I will DINE wherever I want! So, s...

#VTOO

I left you all a brown lunch bag, some crayons and glue on your desks. We're about to make a crappy mailbox to collect the one to three VALENTINE cards that you will r...

Leon. Tampa.

Everyone relax and just breathe! Let's take a look. Ah. Yes. Good. It appears that the podcast is crowning. Now if Erin and Patrick can just keep it together, we're ju...

Bring Out Eddie!

Just read this description as fast as you can and then get on with your day. Because time is MONEY. And Jesus, Lord, Our Savior, we will never have enough. Whether you...

Jesus, Gabi!!!

Do you love your body? Well, you shouldn't! SHAME. Are you uncomfortable showering in front of all those other kids at school? Well, you should't be! SHAME. This one m...

Meet My Beloved Smother......I Mean Mother.

Think you're tough? Think nothing can shake you or get under your skin? Obviously, you have never gone through the ass tightening, hair graying, back breaking pleasure...

Rest In Peace, Elwanda Greer

Listen, People. It is not our job to tell you about the Bird and the Bees. But if you can't figure out on your own that a 71 year old woman can't get pregnant, then ma...