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Itsy, Bitsy & Crazy
GUEST ALERT!!! Put on your scarfs and gloves. Fill up the flasks with brandy and bourbon, and warm up those vocal chords. This week we are all going CAROLING! Join us ...
Gina, Waters All Around!
Did you make a list yet? Did you check it twice? You still have time to give someone the ultimate GIFT this holiday season. If you're anything like my mother, you alre...
You A Pie Eater?
Belly up to the buffet. It's THANKSGIVING! Wait. Scratch that. We're still in a pandemic. We won't be seeing any buffets for a while. But we will see people at the din...
David, We Need To Clean This.
Can't live with 'em. Can't live without' em. That's right. I'm talking about your NEIGHBORS. How long are they going to keep their empty trash can at the end of their ...
Christ With Arms
Keep your drink inside your mouth because this week's GRAB BAG will make you do a spit-take. Whether you are eight months pregnant with triplets or good at craps (not ...
Quiet Confidence
Today's episode comes directly from the fifty yard line on the gridiron we proudly call The Maha'a Tiki Lounge Memorial Stadium. We are talking FOOTBALL! With Erin an...
Our Safe Word Is: ACTIVIA
It's here. The night of horror, candy, poor choices in costumes and most of all...TERROR. It's All Hallows Eve Week and the Maha'a Tiki Lounge is eerily decorated and ...
Stay Bi-Curious
GUEST ALERT! Get out your sketch pads, paint brush and easels. We are going to ART class today. Who better to guide us through our journey of lines, color, shading and...
Welcome To Box Of Rocks
The answer is: Samantha, Elphaba, Hermione, Sarah Jessica Parker and Hazel. Yes. DEAR POD. You rang in first. Famous WITCHES, Alex? That's right. We start celebrating ...
Enter Gently
What's that? You missed the last three episodes of DEAR POD? You somehow forgot that this is how you begin each day with an earful of jackassery and laughter? You are ...
Ursula. Ursula Cott!
GUEST ALERT! So, I'm standing behind the bar at the Maha'a Tiki lounge working out some new recipes. Let's see what we get if we combine equal parts grit, brains, sass...
A Little Bit Of Daddy
CREMATION. There. I said it. No turning back now. It's out there and now we're talking about it. So, would you like to be sprinkled over the lawns of your favorite par...
Eyes On The Meat
Whether it's your wallet or a glance, we are going to be STEALING something from you today! Maybe it's twenty dollars from your mother's purse, or those 800 count shee...
Charles E. Cheese
Hey, you guys. That was so much fun last night but I really have to go. That's right. You were just the victim of a DEAR POD, ONE NIGHT STAND. Today you will learn bas...
Your Bread Basket's Leaking
Let's see. Mask, Purell, Clorox Wipes, Windex, Lysol and Books. Yup. I have everything I need in my backpack to go BACK TO SCHOOL. We'll begin this semester by wiping ...
Dick Beach
This week we're climbing back on the horse again and saying "I Do" to a SECOND MARRIAGE. Remember to call your Ex on the way to the church just to make sure her new hu...
The Loud Sandwich
Van Dyke, Flavor Saver, Crumb Catcher, Lady Tickler, Five O'Clock Shadow, Lip Wig, Nose Bug, Mouth Brow, Pancho Villa, PeachFuzz, Winnebago Locks, Fu Manchu, Redundant...
Drink Your Pork.
GRAB your BAG and head on over to The Pineapple Ranch this week because anything goes. There are rooster's that won't shut up, toothpicks being used and French men who...
Welcome To Aqua Scrotum.
We're cleaning up our act this week. Well, sort of. Just a quick drenching in the BATH or SHOWER, a quick "How's Your Father" on our bits and pieces, and a hit of Hai ...
What Are You Wearing?
Ya know, in this day and age, it is nearly impossible to make an OBSCENE PHONE CALL. What happened to the good old days when you can walk into a phone booth, slide the...