Erin Maguire

Erin Maguire

Comedian. Scribe. Ginger. All around good time gal. subscribe to my podcast @dearpodofficial or come see me live. I’m sexier in person.

Appears in 265 Episodes

CLAPP'IN FOR CHRIST

Hey! You there! Tired of listening to the daily chaos of what is happening in our nation? Then tune into this week's 'Mini-Sode" so Erin and Patty can explain the dail...

THAT BOY IN THE DENIM JUMPER

Apparently, Erin was not an UNINVITED GUEST as she recently made her late-night, stand-up debut, on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. How'd it go? Did she choke? Let...

WOKE UP IN A PEW

Oh my God, that guy isn't wearing any pants! Just try not to look at him in the eyes as you listen to the "Mini-Sode". NO! DON'T LOOK DOWN! Crap. Now we have to talk t...

NIPPLE CLAMPS AND A NAPKIN

Do you have PETS? Well, Erin and Patty will see try to keep on topic this week but there are no promises. Now get a treat for yourself and your four-legged friend and ...

EVERYBODY LOVES THE JESUS

Look everyone! It's the Mini-Sode! Let us celebrate by making praise hands. What a wonderful way to welcome a new episode of laughs and wonder. DAMMIT! That guy next t...

SUSAN'S BEAVER WEAVER

Come on, Susan. Put on your hiking boots because we are about to TRAVEL out to the Pineapple Ranch to see what possible nonsense is happening at the Maha'a Tiki Bar to...

BABY IN MY PANTS

Congratulations! You just tuned into the Truly Extraordinary, Absolutely Terrific, I Can't Even Sit Down No More Cause I'm So Excited My Pants Are Wet MINI-SODE!

BLUE-CUMBER

Would somebody please nudge Jules. He fell asleep again at the editing board and the neighbors are complaining that they can hear his SNORING from across the street. W...

UNCLE A$$ MOUTH

Eddie Vedder. Gwen Stefani. New Underwear. Nothing is safe this week. Welcome to the "Mini-Sode"!

CHEW & POO

From Pong to Fortnite. From Space Invaders to...uummmm....Fortnite. That's right. We're talking about VIDEO GAMES. Get your quarters ready and let's waste a night over...

I'M GONNA JIB

Check your breath. Make sure your braces are clean. Don't be all handsy. We're giving you our first kiss on this week's "mini-sode". Hang on. It's gonna be awkward.

THE ERIN BAG

Hey there. Good to see ya. Yeah.  I know you stopped by for something. Just can't think of why you're here at the moment. Jeez, you'd think this week's episode was abo...

UNZIP THE SACK

This week's "mini-sode" may drive you so crazy that you'll might leave the Maha'a Tiki Lounge and find yourself in the comfort of a nice jail cell. Yeah. We have that ...

WELCOME TO FIRST A$$

Say, who is that group of people sitting over there, sipping on those smart tales, dressed to the nines, laughing and carrying on? Why those people are CHILDLESS BY CH...

ONE GOOD SWALLOW

We have been told that listening to an episode of DEAR POD is just as intoxicating as sniffing glue. So, do yourself a favor and take a big whiff of us up you OL' FACT...

LE BUCKETS

What are your RESOLUTIONS? Mine are not to make any in the upcoming year. I think that is a win-win for all of us. If your friends are having trouble coming up with a ...

FROM OUR G'HOME...

What's my New Year's resolution you. ask? It's to do a whole bunch of these adorable "mini-sodes" in 2025.Oh my God, they're so petite and charming. Not to mention how...

A SCARECROW ON FIRE

We standby the fact that what you are about to hear is the most non-Christmas Christmas episode that you will ever encounter. Now deck the halls and grab the toilet pa...

SHE GAVE ME THIS QUOTE

This week's 'mini-sode" would sound a whole lot better if it was done with Irish accents from our hosts. But, hey! You're here. We're here. Let's get the Christmas par...

ENTER MY CHARCUTERIE

There's no way to defy gravity and escape the inevitable realities of AGING in this week's episode. Now , let's all put on our adult diapers and see what Erin and Patt...

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