Jim Ferris
Actor, Producer, Co-Creator of the hit comedy advice podcast: DEAR POD
Appears in 241 Episodes
Tap Dancing On A F#ckin' Landmine
This week, let's turn on the oven, get out the cookie sheets, prep the rolling pin and tell the family to, "Get the hell out of the house and leave me alone, because I...
Shut The F$ck Up, Dolly!
Quick question. Why did it take a worldwide pandemic for us to realize that maybe we shouldn't stand over a frosted dessert, blow out BIRTHDAY candles and then serve p...
The Tickle, The Push & The Burn
Whether you hop on a Peloton Bike or visit your local Lucille Roberts, you're going to have to shed off the extra pounds gained on this THANKSGIVING. I mean, is anyone...
Frank! What Were You Thinking?
GUEST ALERT. OK. Let's move the sofa a bit more to the right. Now, I would like the main feature of this room to be a six by six foot picture of my dog dressed as Benj...
Golden Dongs
Not only will I GRAB that BAG but I will take everything off of that shelf and put it in my cart. We're off the rails this week because husbands are barking at dogs, s...
An Ambrosia Salad Of Emotions
Another year. Another ELECTION. A lot more than mud has been thrown around these past four years. Whether you're an 8th grader running for Class President or a Preside...
Reckless Apple
Get into your Cocktail Waitress costume and a different type of mask this year, cause it's time to celebrate another go at HALLOWEEN! Do we give kids candy this year? ...
Hey! It's Ernie.
GUEST ALERT! It's not so much that we see dead people, it's just that they just won't shut up. This week, as the Ladies take on questions regarding PSYCHICS, Erin and ...
Shout Out To The Ghost
GUEST ALERT! Hide your kids and hide your wife because we're celebrating October by embracing the GHOSTS that walk among us. Do you still talk to your old dead girlfri...
That Clamping Trip
GUEST ALERT! Fill the canteens, pack your socks and pitch a tent, cause this week we're all hanging out in the great outdoors. Erin and Patrick will be safely inside t...
The Shake And The Push
Filtered or unfiltered, it doesn't matter. This episode on SMOKING is definitely going to tar up your lungs. Does your 85 years old father practically burn the house d...
Watch-Mach-Lit
We got a wedding ANNIVERSARY in the Maha'a Tiki Lounge this week. It's only nine years but in pandemic time that equals one hundred and thirty seven years. Whether you...
Give Me A Bag Of Hair.Tell Me A Story.
Some topics bear repeating. And when you're in the middle of a pandemic, we're going to take the easy way out and give you another take on SHOPPING. Apparently, Moth h...
Size One Nipples
GUEST ALERT! Power up your computers. Get your masks on. Do not sit next to anyone on the bus. I don't care how you're getting there but dammit, you're going back to S...
I Need A Lot Of Caulk
Do I wife swap? Should I let my kid cut into a golf ball? Do I douse myself with gasoline before shooting this shark with my flare gun? These are the burning questions...
Grabbing A Fistful Of Wieners
GUEST ALERT! Come and knock on our door. We've been waiting for this weeks episode on TELEVISION. The Red (actually green) Carpet is rolled out for this week's in-stud...
A Beet With Teeth
For the love of God. I know it's summer time. It's supposed to be hot. But can ya arrange for a breeze every now and then? I'm SWEATING my Beans and Franks off over he...
Old Teeth Helen Hunt?
If you're gonna pass out at the Whole Food, just make sure your Mom is cooking the meal you fainted on. Anything goes today because it's time for a GRAB BAG. Are you l...
You Made Your Mom Bark
Where's my stress ball when I need it? I didn't get five minutes of sleep last night cause my $%#@& husband was SNORING. Or maybe you are someone who finds that peacef...
Jesus Is A Real Pill
Everyone take cover cause mud is being thrown all over this podcast. I don't give a sh&t if you are my best friend. If you don't vote for my guy, this relationship is ...
Liam Neeson In The Drive-Thru
Do you have a second? I don't mean to be weird but can you please put some sunblock on my back? Cause, we are smack in the middle of SUNTANNING season and Erin is the ...
She Slept Where She Landed
GUEST ALERT! Whether your father is trying to get you laid on your Sweet 16 or your spouse's gift is a beautifully, handwritten letter of expectations and demands, not...
That Knee To Knee Business Is New To Me
GUEST ALERT! Batten down your hatches for a GRAB BAG this week. Just when you think we're gonna zig, we talk about Handicap Parking. Just when you think we're gonna za...
Sweet And Burning
Grass, green, hash, pot, weed, dank, reefer, Mary Jane, chronic, nug (nugget), bud, herb, flower, skunk, dope, hay, blaze, boom, rope. Oh. By the way. This week's epis...
Their Droppings Are Monumental
I need a VACATION from this quarantine vacation. Time to pack the suitcases. Go visit friends and do laundry at their house. We’ll probably leave the dogs with them to...
I'm Not Rippled
GUEST ALERT!!! Do I go with the Basket Weave wallpaper or do we just tear down this wall? Should I repaint the bathroom or should I just divorce my husband? So many qu...
Two Gayliens
The clouds have parted. The temperature has risen. Everyone is in a bathing suit and a mask. Some are just wearing a mask. These are encouraging signs that SUMMER is n...
Licentious
Strap into your Man Bra, cause we are giving you GRAB BAG variety today. Should you do bicep curls to prep before you carry your Bride over the threshold? Are you a fo...
Jesus Hates Figs
I'm going to be honest about my HAIR. It's not a wig, like most people think. The Friar Tuck bald patch and the receding forehead really belong to me. I don't understa...
The King & Thai
Listen, I know we've known each other for a while now, but for God's sake will you please close the door to the can while you're taking a dump? I don't care how many y...