Jim Ferris
Actor, Producer, Co-Creator of the hit comedy advice podcast: DEAR POD
Appears in 221 Episodes
Bring Out Eddie!
Just read this description as fast as you can and then get on with your day. Because time is MONEY. And Jesus, Lord, Our Savior, we will never have enough. Whether you...
Jesus, Gabi!!!
Do you love your body? Well, you shouldn't! SHAME. Are you uncomfortable showering in front of all those other kids at school? Well, you should't be! SHAME. This one m...
Meet My Beloved Smother......I Mean Mother.
Think you're tough? Think nothing can shake you or get under your skin? Obviously, you have never gone through the ass tightening, hair graying, back breaking pleasure...
Rest In Peace, Elwanda Greer
Listen, People. It is not our job to tell you about the Bird and the Bees. But if you can't figure out on your own that a 71 year old woman can't get pregnant, then ma...
He's Sweating His Hair Off
The Ball has dropped. The tree is down. The ornaments are put away. Now, let's get back to the matters at hand. Like peeing in public, kissing your girlfriend with a m...
One Fantastic Woman
HAPPY NEW YEAR! We're about to launch into a new decade and Ann Landers has something to say about this, dammit! How will you spend your New Years Eve? At a cheap mote...
Merry Christmas, Happy New Rear!
The gifts still aren't wrapped, the traffic is unbearable, the carolers are outside the door and they won't shut up. It all doesn't matter, CAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS!!! Ann...
I Should Have Named You Caroline.
We're going from holiday prep to husband swapping and straight across to sex before church on this GRAB BAG episode. Erin finally gets her moment on her soapbox to tel...
Where My Background Singers?
I'm having a hard time reading this description. Can you please move the cue cards faster? Thank you. Hey! Are you another year older today? Would you like us to inter...
No Holiday Is A Vacation!
Get out the turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, string beans, gravy, bread, booze, yams, mashed potatoes, those appetizers with the water chestnuts and the bacon, chees...
I Can Feel The Damp In My Knee.
What is going on with this Fall weather? One day it's crisp. The next day it's freezing. And, the next day we're wearing shorts. Whether it's hot, cold, snowing, raini...
Wash Your Flesh Car.
We're trying to play this episode on the "down low". It's not that we're in a serious relationship with other podcasts. We just find them sexy and want to bone them. T...
She Has A Wimbledon Trophy On Her Ear
Get out your Ouija boards and settle in. Who knows who's gonna haunt us in this weeks GRAB BAG. What kind of head protection should one wear during sex? And just by re...
A Bag Of Chips And A Dream
Can't talk. Shoving candy into our faces. We are all sugared up for this week's HALLOWEEN edition. Should we ditch the candy this year and just give the kids pennies? ...
I'm 63 And I'm Ready To F$CK!
Just in time for the end of Baseball season and Football in the Fall, this one is all about SPORTS. Do you lose your husband on a nightly basis to all of his extracurr...
A Spray Of Na-Tay.
Jesus, we're going to need help with this one. Oh. I'm sorry. I was actually praying to Jesus for guidance through this weeks episode. Cause, it's all about RELIGION. ...
It's A Very Mitzi Gaynor Sunday
So...last week was all about Sisters. One guess what this weeks episode is serving up? Yeah. Yeah. We could have tried harder. But, hey! Does your BROTHER blame you fo...
A Belly Full Of Potato Salad
Liza and Lorna. Queen Elizabeth and Princess Margaret. Ann and Abby. Yup. This week we're talking about SISTERS. Is yours a thief only when checked into a hotel? Perha...
She Framed Your Pants?
Put on your dancing' shoes and let's head out to Club La Bomba! Because in todays GRAB BAG we Cha Cha from kids with birthmarks, spouses who get their palms read, and ...
Hell In An Automobile
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? As we say goodbye to summer for another season, we tip our hat to the memory of a glorious, stressful, non-relaxi...
Keep Cool But Don't Freeze.
If you guys don't mind, this kid is going to sit next to you and burp while you're listening to the podcast. Have a problem with that? Well, take it up with this week'...
No Kitty On Titty!
Get a tissue, cause this week Erin and Patrick are feeling all the feels. Welcome to the wonderful world of PETS! Ann is plagued with the decision if cats are made for...
He Don't And We Was.
Get out your slide rulers, calculators and brand new Buster Brown shoes, cause in this episode we're going BACK TO SCHOOL! Abby gets to know one of the best homework p...
I Think I'm Part of a Tattoo
We can't see each other anymore! It's not you, it's me. Actually, it's you. Yup. It's all about EX'S this week. Ann rolls hers eyes at a Mom who thinks she can do bett...
I'm P.E-ing Myself Right Now
Put on you're jogging shorts and choke down some kale, cause this week we're bringing you a bit of HEALTH AND FITNESS. Ann makes it very clear that she doesn't endorse...
Get On That Bee!
A good old fashioned GRAB BAG episode today! Ann introduces us to a man who has had too much time to himself to plan a brilliant scheme to get a job. Meanwhile, Abby d...
Arigato! Nice Tits.
It's a scorcher out there, folks! Hope you have purchased your new 6000 BTU air conditioners and are cooling off in your tents. Abby and Erin share their thoughts and ...
You Suck!
What's it like to be a seventeen year old girl and know that you're very attractive? On the other hand, what's it like to start dating at the age of twelve? Do you sme...
And THAT'S Family!
It's our very first LIVE AUDIENCE in the Maha'a Lounge! And we filled it with family. How ironic, cause today's topic is all about FAMILY. Which family members really ...
They Should be Punched in the Baby Maker!
Don't wear your good shirt. You'll probably get spittle all over it, Cause today's show is all about BABIES! Abby discovers that a man who has too many daughters...is ...